So I’m fifty next
year. How did that happen, wow! Half a century old is crazy, especially when
back in the children’s homes the staff told me on the regular that I’d either
be dead or in jail by 30. I mean don’t get me wrong, the drugs definitely
made the time served a lot easier, but I’ve never imagined myself to make this
age, does anyone? So what have I learned so far? What’s different now from
10, 20, 30 years ago? I guess you’ll need to get along to a show to find out,
But what I will tell you is that, as ever, my show will be in keeping with
previous years as you can’t teach an old dog new tricks but sometimes, the old
ones are the best. So it’ll be more of me questioning life, raunchy
observations and embarrassing stories mixed in and sprinkled with some wisdom
that I at least I think I’ve gained, or have I? Who knows. See you all soon.
16+
Tickets: £31 (includes £1 Venue Levy & £2.50 Service Charge)
Access:
- Ground Floor Stalls - Row A - G - Level Access row H - S Raised seating bank
- Ist Floor Balcony - Lift and stairs access to this level - stepped seating
- 2nd Floor Gallery - No lift access, steep steps - Not suitable for those with limited mobility.
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